Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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