If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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