kristin has been a bad kristin
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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