There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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