If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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