You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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