beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Randomize
