Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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