This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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