What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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