Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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