What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
