its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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