So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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