i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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