So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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