btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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