So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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