I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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