This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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