I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
the raccoons are back...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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