I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
So vagazzling was a success
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