I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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