I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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