If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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