she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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