Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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