Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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