You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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