She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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