I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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