At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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