Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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