It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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