so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He has the fingertips of a God
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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