I wish I could teleport
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
they're like a gay fantastic four
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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