"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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