That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
