her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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