Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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