A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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