Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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