what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
