I molested 6 butterflies tonight
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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