How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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