I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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