Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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