she was so not down for the gang bang
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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