So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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