a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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