I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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