her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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