It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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