I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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