You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
