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My hand turned me down
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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