We won't sleep together?
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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