She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
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