why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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