Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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