I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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